Müller mag nicht mehr

March 3rd, 2021, German Chancellor Angela Merkel has revealed the government’s new five-step plan to relax lockdown measures. To be very honest with you, I don’t feel like trying to fully comprehend and memorize the new regulations. From what I understand, however, the back and forth (two steps forward, three steps back?) does not really make much sense for e.g. shop owners and restaurants. I would not describe myself as an ignorant person (who would…), but currently I feel like my comic hero Dr. Müller. I’m out – maybe I’ll join the game again in the next round.